Category: Health

  • Today, with all those lovely ‘roids pumping around my body, I awoke at 5.30. Since I only managed to get to sleep at 1am I did think that was a little bit tight! But I was totally alert by 6.15 and I was up and rummaging around in the drawers, because part of the reason…

  • So it’s time for the hair to come off. It’s bugging me now. I daren’t touch it as every time I do I get a shoulder-full. I would have thought getting someone to strim all your hair off would be quite an easy job but finding a hairdresser who’s available when I am seems to…

  • Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why you had to hide away For so long… where did we go wrong. Hey there Mr. Blue, we’re so pleased to be with you Look around see what you do, Everybody smiles at you. Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race A celebration, Mr. Blue…

  • Raindrops keep falling on my head And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed; Nothing seems to fit Those raindrops are fallin’ on my head, they keep falling So I just did me some talking to the sun And I said I didn’t like the way he got things done, sleeping on…

  • Fill up your mind with all it can know Don’t forget that your body will let it all go Fill up your mind with all it can know What would we be without wishful thinking Chambers of chains With red plastic mouths The inside of outside No one has found How to unring the bell…